Inquest to be Held in Passing of Brown Fish

The Cook County coroner's office announced today that they would be opening an inquest into the passing of Brown Fish on Thursday night.

"We're not ready to declare that there was any malfeasance in this situation," the report stated. "But certain factors have been brought to our attention which indicate that an investigation is certainly in order."

Although no details were released, sources familiar with the investigation have suggested that the addition of a metallic Sears Tower replica souvenir to the environment is perhaps the most suspicious element of the case.

Obituary

It is with great sadness that I report to you the passing of the Brown Fish.

Not only can it be said that he was the most brown of all the fish, but also the least orange.
A private ceremony was held in stall #2 of the men's room on the Grand Foyer of the Civic Opera House, Chicago.

He will be missed.