Inquest to be Held in Passing of Brown Fish

The Cook County coroner's office announced today that they would be opening an inquest into the passing of Brown Fish on Thursday night.

"We're not ready to declare that there was any malfeasance in this situation," the report stated. "But certain factors have been brought to our attention which indicate that an investigation is certainly in order."

Although no details were released, sources familiar with the investigation have suggested that the addition of a metallic Sears Tower replica souvenir to the environment is perhaps the most suspicious element of the case.